Sometimes, on the best days, bike racing is a thing of true beauty. Sometimes it's all nerves and excitement. At its worst, it's still generally a great opportunity to see all of your best friends. And sometimes...
It's just a big shit sandwich.
Looks like the work of "My first stitches! Educational Surgical Set (Ages 5 and up)"
My new Speedvagen is sitting patiently in my kitchen, casting its neon yellow glow upon everything it sees. I suppose it'll just have to get really well acquainted with my trainer before it sees real roads.
Stay safe out there, friends.
The Tiniest Sprinter